Life's a Bitch...
...but it's MY bitch
Friday, December 30, 2005
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Sunday, December 18, 2005
i think i killed a baby
so, i'm in my car, drivin with alex to the
well, i'm sorta swervin back and forth a little bit, like i usually drive, and this cop pulls me over. he angrily asks me if i've been drinking.
he continues to ask me questions, barbed stick in his rectum the whole time. he asks me dumb things, including questions like, "who's that sitting next to you?" (uh... a prostitue?).
he takes my driver's license, and as he's puttin it into the computer, all the cars driving down barker are staring at me. all of a sudden, bam: car accident. the guy gets out of his car, revealing that the driver of the car behind him was braindead.
turns out, there was a baby in the car that got hit. the officer hands me my driver's license, goes, "see what happens with bad drivers? learn to drive".
man, i sure learned my lesson.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!11one
IT'S DONE, OVER, FINISHED, COMPLETED!!!!!
calc is over, and with several weeks of BCHS left, i get boatloads of freetime. woooooooooo