pizza toppings

i was in a pizza place in iowa, with ann, CC, kyle vint, and like 12 patricks

we ordered a pepperoni pizza.

ann goes, i know there are pepperonis and there are sausages, but which ones are the flat disks, and which ones are the round balls?

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on a completely unrelated note, iowa has a gas station called the 'kum and go'. i swear, i'm not lying.